so my friend and i were home alone and naturally we ordered a pizza
we had a simple request
so when the doorbell rang we were super excited but our delivery person was this really confused old guy
he was like, “i’m sorry, but i don’t know what the heck a TARDIS is, so i drew the closest thing i could think of”
he drew us a tortoise
god bless this man
i gave him a twenty and told him to keep the change
I doubt British gardener and professional “kindly old man” John Brooker was inspired by Game of Thrones (what with him starting this topiary kaiju 10 years ago). All I’m saying is we should give this guy a kingdom, or maybe a pokemon gym.